The Velvety Steel Balls Radiance Project (or something like it)
The Oral Sex Institute: Advancing the Science and Art of Giving
Higher education. Lower expectations of clothing. An Institution Whose Time Has Come I’ve spent decades studying human behavior, psychology, relationships, intimacy, and the extraordinary complexity of human love. I’ve earned a Ph.D. in psychology, conducted research,...
Inside the Nothing Box: A Loving Tour of the Male Mind
Yes, he really was thinking about nothing. It’s dusk. The two of them are sitting on the back porch. The sky is going pink over the neighbor’s roof, the crickets are tuning up, and he’s leaning back in his chair with his ankles crossed, gazing out at the yard with an...
Things Men Do That Make Women Weak in the Knees
Fifteen everyday miracles. No six-pack required. Gentlemen, I have some news that may change your life. You can stop doing crunches. You can cancel the teeth whitening. You can let the cologne collect dust on the bathroom shelf. I mean, keep showering, please. But the...
Dad Jokes Are a Love Language
In defense of the terrible pun as an act of devotion. It’s Sunday morning. He’s standing at the stove in a faded apron that says Kiss the Cook, flipping pancakes with the solemn concentration of a surgeon. His fifteen-year-old daughter shuffles into the kitchen in...
Why a Man in a Kilt Is Proof That God Loves Women
Pleats, pipes, and the holy gust of wind. It’s a bright Saturday morning on a Highland Games field. The grass is still damp. Somewhere behind the beer tent, a set of bagpipes is warming up with a sound like a goose being gently reasoned with. The smell of meat pies is...
Song Recommendation:
— “Baba O’Riley,” The Who, 1971
